antiquepeacedreams:

Auditions for Vincent Price’s “Black Cat; Tales of Terror” Hollywood 1961

thechaysesmith:

Run Alice…

jerkybeefjerky:

tonight.

80 years from now; Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

tyleroakley:

The opening line of my autobiography.